Jeff's awful morning

This morning, Dh got up before I did because the dogs were driving him crazy. He stepped out of our room and Genevieve (my dog) started puking on the carpet right at the top of the stairs. Jeff panicked, picked her up and started running down the stairs with her. This terrified the poor fuzzy puppy and caused her to loose all control of her bladder, creating what Jeff would later term 'Niagra Falls.' There was pee on Jeff, on every stair, and little pee waterfalls running down the stairs. Jeff threw the dog outside, and grabbed the floor cleaner that works wonders on dog spews of all kinds. He soaked every stair and the top of the stairs by our door. He then went into our bathroom to take a shower. After his shower, Cam came into our room and woke up Paige and me. Jeff opened the bathroom door and I became aware of the nice clean smells... I sat up and said "Honey, thank you so much for cleaning the shower while you were in there, the bleach smells so nice!" DH replied "Oh, I didn't clean the shower. Genevieve puked and peed on the stairs and I sprayed them with that cleaner solution." Me: "oh... really?" I laid back down and started thinking. I saw DH in the bathroom. He picked up the spray bottle... turned it around... saw a green label... and the words... 'Lysol with bleach'. The rest is a blur. Jeff left the room to verify the damage, told me it was indeed a horrible scene on the stairs and we both just started laughing. Laughing laughing laughing. I figure we now have the cleanest stairs in the neighborhood!